{"product_id":"ok-boomer-bucket-hat","title":"Ok Boomer Bucket Hat","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 1.08em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome arguments deserve a thoughtful reply. Others deserve two words embroidered on a bucket hat.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ok Boomer Bucket Hat is basically a wearable conversation shortcut. It has the energy of hearing the same lecture about phones, rent, dating, work or “how things used to be,” deciding your remaining patience has other plans, and letting the hat answer for you. Dry, immediate and slightly bratty is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works best as an eye-roll at a certain attitude rather than a birth certificate. It is for moments when somebody is wildly confident that younger people are doing life incorrectly and somehow expects a full debate in return. You can provide one, obviously. Or you can tilt the brim, preserve your energy and allow the embroidery to handle customer service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe best styling move is to let the hat be the driest thing in the room. Put it over an otherwise easy outfit and the two-word reply lands before the rest of your clothes need to participate. It works especially well when the look says casual and the forehead says the discussion has already reached its natural conclusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is also an excellent gift for the friend who has perfected the silent stare across a dinner table. Ok Boomer is not a manifesto, a demographic study or an invitation to fight every older stranger you meet. 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